I’m just a person lookin for someone to go down on in life

HONEY WHERE’S MY SELF CONFIDENCE

officialunitedstates:

whenever I go to zoos and drop my ice cream on the ground a bunch of ants come over to it.  so my question for the zookeepers is why are you letting the ants out of their cages

dftba99:

dreemurr-the-dank-meemurr:

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

All I want to do is eat some pussy